The Real Blog

Anyone interested (and why wouldn't you be? Or, why would you be? Depending on how confident I'm feeling) can head over to my real blog, kierstenwrites.blogspot.com. I won't be writing more on this blog. I prefer to make my whole life a tribute to EE.

Haiku

A gentle color
to mask the venom within
blue is deceptive.

The Archives - Free Verse

As if my kids
didn't already compete for my attention

now they have the archives
to worry about

they'd better learn
to feed themselves

I'm busy.

EE - A Limerick

I once chanced upon a new blog,
where queries all come to be flogged,
starting out so bad
it could drive one mad
In pointless plot points they get bogged.

Along comes our hero, EE
with his clever commentary.
He points out the flaws
and querying laws
And makes his readers say "Hee hee!"

He also gives us brand new ways
to waste our time during the days.
Instead of working
online we're lurking
To see what new query he flays.

Yet behind that acid tongued-blue
his true nature always shows through
he's really quite sweet
for writers, a treat--
he actually cares about you.